谁最强谁最弱？《愤怒的小鸟》战斗力排行榜

愤怒的小鸟中你最喜欢哪只鸟？来，我们来看下这六只鸟儿的战斗力排行榜吧： 　　战斗力从低到高依次为： 　　小绿鸟儿： 　　If this was a bird in real life, I'd stir-fry it all the way back to the endangered list. 　　这鸟儿要是真的，我就炸了她吃，直到这货成为频危物种。 　　On par with throwing a frisbee into a category 5 tornado and hoping your dog will catch it. 　　这只鸟儿的战斗力啊……就相当于将一个飞盘扔到五级龙卷风里，然后指望你的狗把飞盘捡回来。 　　This bird is a piece of shit. 　　这鸟儿整个就一傻[哔——]

小白鸟儿： 　　Exciting at first until you realize that the bombs he drops do less damage than piss-filled water balloons. 　　一开始觉得它挺牛X，不过后来发现他的战斗力还不如一个装满尿的水球。 　　小红鸟儿： 　　Fun bird to use if you enjoy throwing ping pong balls at a navy destroyer. 　　如果你喜欢往驱逐舰上扔乒乓球，你就玩小红鸟儿吧。 　　Although the giant version of this bird is excellent, he is like an obese wrecking ball.

虽然它的超大版本看上去不错，但怎么看怎么像一个过度肥胖的落锤式破碎机。 　　小蓝鸟儿： 　　Crappy bird that explodes into three smaller crappier birds. 　　挺纠结的小鸟，一爆炸还爆炸成三只更小更纠结的小鸟。 　　小黄鸟儿： 　　Can break through stuff. 　　有冲破阻碍的能力。

Makes you feel like you are actually being strategic instead of just flinging birds until you pass the level. 　　让你觉得自己还是很有战斗策略的，而不是只傻傻地一直扔鸟。 　　小黑鸟儿： 　　Blows up half the level. 　　扔一个，砸掉一半关卡。 　　Like hunting bunny rabbits using a hydrogen bomb.

有杀鸡用牛刀的感觉。 　　Most satisfying bird ever. 　　有史以来最让人满意的小鸟。